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Ep. 169 Premium - Hash out or Crash out! Basketball Edition [AUDIO]

Ep. 168 Premium - ludwig does an eye test [VIDEO]

00:00:00 - the QT discord

00:02:06 - aiden has a Swedish mindset

00:05:49 - dan benson update

00:07:14 - the boys gets crass

00:08:50 - slime tried to stimulate his prostate

00:12:54 - aiden smacked himself in the balls

00:13:37 - nick has his most aura-less moment

00:17:12 - PGA tour has the nicest community

00:19:26 - PGA arcade machine

00:21:37 - ludwig got nipple twisted

00:23:01 - aiden got his first hasan reply

00:24:06 ...

Ep. 168 Premium - ludwig does an eye test [AUDIO]

Life Is Ruff (2005) ft. Slime & Nick

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Ep. 167 Premium - we went to twitchcon! [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - phone time

• 00:01:50 - jasontheween

• 00:03:03 - faze up

• 00:03:36 - how QT got past security

• 00:04:53 - how Lud got past hotel security

• 00:10:25 - earthquake

• 00:11:27 - buying a hawk

• 00:12:19 - the grog twitchcon party

• 00:17:42 - alex brings poki back into the function

• 00:20:52 - slime guffaws

• 00:22:15 - ludwig secretly gets a p...

  2024-09-26 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 167 Premium - we went to twitchcon! [AUDIO]

Ep. 166 Premium - aidens uber gameshow [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - mickey mouse thin blue line arc

• 00:02:30 - ludwig finds out how much the yard makes

• 00:03:40 - nicks intense slay the spire run

• 00:05:02 - new consoles are spawning into the office

• 00:06:15 - slime had a nightmare about being cancelled

• 00:08:42 - ludwig is watching a japanese dating show

• 00:11:58 - would ludwig do a reality show?

• 00:12:45 - career reality stars

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2024-09-19 19:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 166 Premium - aidens uber gameshow [AUDIO]

Descendants 3 (2019) ft. Slime & Nick

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Ep. 165 Premium - childhood thoughts [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - top 5 women

• 00:00:15 - all women drink blue slushy

• 00:03:21 - speedrunning the #1 russian game

• 00:04:50 - slime was soul read by his doctor

• 00:07:59 - what if we took ozempic

• 00:12:11 - trumps neck

• 00:13:00 - short presidents

• 00:16:45 - brittanys episode

• 00:20:57 - spinning a basketball

• 00:22:19 - juggling balls

• 00:25:00 - nic...

  2024-09-12 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 165 Premium - childhood thoughts [AUDIO]

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #105 [AUDIO]

Intro

00:00:00 - 34 year old bald kai cenat viewer here

00:05:27 - would a sex tape boost the yard?

The Questions

00:20:23 - I found out that my best friend is a pedophile.

00:37:56 - Do I give up on starting my own business?

00:47:02 - Do I get on the finasteride?

00:50:21 - I'm jealous of my girlfriend in almost every way and I don't know how to tackle this.

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #105 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - 34 year old bald kai cenat viewer here

00:05:27 - would a sex tape boost the yard?

The Questions

00:20:23 - I found out that my best friend is a pedophile.

00:37:56 - Do I give up on starting my own business?

00:47:02 - Do I get on the finasteride?

00:50:21 - I'm jealous of my girlfriend in almost every way and I don't know how to tackle this.

Ep. 164 Premium - the yard bar trivia [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - its all zippers fault

• 00:01:08 - ludwig is playing fantasy football

• 00:04:01 - the last mogul move

• 00:05:35 - airport rush

• 00:08:54 - nick had a nightmare about zipper 2

• 00:09:50 - wet dreams

• 00:11:43 - donating sperm

• 00:14:51 - ludwig likes winning

• 00:16:00 - we're doing bar trivia!

• 00:16:30 - matching categories to ourselves

• 2024-09-05 17:24:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 164 Premium - the yard bar trivia [AUDIO]

Ep. 163 Premium - are you Ludwig? [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - hawk tuah i guess..

• 00:00:15 - slime has promoted X

• 00:01:55 - ludwigs order

• 00:03:29 - nicks look

• 00:04:58 - evil ludwig appears in QTs dream again

• 00:07:59 - slimes dream about ludwig

• 00:09:59 - aiden has been getting stabbed in his dreams

• 00:10:35 - ludwig had a dream about mang0 getting cancelled

• 00:11:07 - peeing on someone = cancelled

• ...

  2024-08-29 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 163 Premium - are you Ludwig? [AUDIO]

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #104 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - last time joshman was on

00:00:40 - elliot

00:02:30 - losing to aiden sucks

The Questions

00:04:32 - I was blocked by Slime.

00:06:48 - How do I deal with new emotions after starting anti-depressants?

00:17:53 - Men won't stop telling me about their problems.

00:56:06 - My GF is pregnant and I feel trapped.

Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Joshman) #104 [AUDIO]

Intro

00:00:00 - last time joshman was on

00:00:40 - elliot

00:02:30 - losing to aiden sucks

The Questions

00:04:32 - I was blocked by Slime.

00:06:48 - How do I deal with new emotions after starting anti-depressants?

00:17:53 - Men won't stop telling me about their problems.

00:56:06 - My GF is pregnant and I feel trapped.

Descendants 2 (2017) ft. Slime & Nick

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Ep. 162 Premium - Penis Star League [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - muhammad

• 00:01:26 - hello kitty night

• 00:04:35 - slime left a gift from ludwig

• 00:07:01 - was ludwig hacked?

• 00:07:56 - Penis Star League

• 00:11:17 - how the match played out

• 00:16:19 - pointcrow dunks on squeex in front of everyone

• 00:18:28 - would slime be a good nurse?

• 00:21:08 - QT is a halo pro

• 00:25:08 - being the best in a group compar...

  2024-08-22 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 162 Premium - Penis Star League [AUDIO]

Ep. 161 Premium - why are you as a man... [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - socks & sandals

• 00:01:56 - prom

• 00:03:15 - civil war

• 00:03:57 - the ai cover

• 00:04:52 - dave matthews band bus incident

• 00:09:39 - nick has a tv show idea

• 00:14:14 - movie night!! (without ludwig)

• 00:19:19 - ludwig has beef with zipper 3

• 00:23:26 - men test: how many tampons do women go through a day whilst on their period?

• 00:27:28 - s...

  2024-08-15 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 161 Premium - why are you as a man... [AUDIO]

Ep. 160 Premium - getting into the comments [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - we like doing a bit of improv

• 00:04:09 - aidens haircut

• 00:04:33 - slime-isms

• 00:06:02 - comedians

• 00:13:01 - backpack rap

• 00:14:03 - weird al

• 00:18:33 - aidens look-a-like

• 00:19:42 - having stuff cemented on the internet

• 00:20:57 - aidens first laptop

• 00:21:48 - nude leaks

• 00:26:08 - child soldiers

• 00:28:08 - ...

  2024-08-08 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 160 Premium - getting into the comments [AUDIO]

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #103 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - penis star league

00:05:02 - it is HOT

00:07:34 - advice DJs

The Questions

00:10:28 - I have extreme anxiety and fear about sharing my art, how do you guys go about facing fear of judgement/rejection?

00:34:55 - My friend is going through a messy break up, and I think I agree with her ex...

00:49:21 - My best friends "bits" have gotten out of control and I'm worried about him causing a scene at EVO.

Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #103 [AUDIO]

Intro

00:00:00 - penis star league

00:05:02 - it is HOT

00:07:34 - advice DJs

The Questions

00:10:28 - I have extreme anxiety and fear about sharing my art, how do you guys go about facing fear of judgement/rejection?

00:34:55 - My friend is going through a messy break up, and I think I agree with her ex...

00:49:21 - My best friends "bits" have gotten out of control and I'm worried about him causing a scene at EVO.

Ep. 159 Premium - Ludwig & Slime Power Hour [VIDEO]

• 00:00:00 - bleaching eggs

• 00:00:55 - big chicken

• 00:05:52 - mike the headless chicken

• 00:09:55 - recognising fart sound effects

• 00:12:15 - mang0 ep

• 00:12:35 - when yard videos don't do well

• 00:15:00 - what does Ludwig prefer, being a streamer or a youtuber?

• 00:19:14 - talking about the yard and it's content

• 00:24:10 - slime wasn't invited to board game night

  2024-08-01 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Ep. 159 Premium - Ludwig & Slime Power Hour [AUDIO]