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Byron Brown

This week, we've got a NEWS PEG! Wow. Mattie brings the crew Buffalo's longest-ever-serving mayor, Byron Brown.

Municipal meeting minutes include: Nova’s gas corner, the boy mayor of LEGO “Castle”, finding out that you’re 5’9” (hoops again), Fallout: Niagara, In This House We Believe?, OK Campaign, and The Center-Left IMF.

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Rob Ford Part III ?

This week, we're covering the Netflix documentary "Trainwreck: Mayor of Mayhem," their Rob Ford documentary. Did you know this guy Rob Ford invented lying and demonizing the media? Crazy.

Municipal meeting minutes include: No Popeye at pride, Mayoral Compulsive Disorder, Ratpocalypse Now, A list of radio stations, I hope nobody reenacts this, press secretary Dracula, and the Real Ford Nation. <...

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Vít Jedlička (with Eleanor Janega)

This week, Riley goes Mattie mode and profiles a guy that is technically a mayor but kind of not really, Liberland's Vít Jedlička. And we're joined by Medievalist but more importantly Czechia expert, our pal Dr. Eleanor Janega!

Municipal meeting minutes include: What if something good happened?, Fascist Nonna, Fungal Trump, Ar...

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Grafton, New Hampshire

This week we've got another one of Mattie's flights of fancy: Is this utopian community "a mayor"? (Yes.) Anyway, huddle up for a cautionary tale...it's statist to not listen!

Municipal meeting minutes include: Experiencing Courtlessness, what if there was no mayor at all, was the 19th century grink there, libertarian outreach, chompers at dawn, donkey of the week, good gulch, and bear patrol b...

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Carolyn Goodman

Would you care for a normal olive? This week, we’re covering Oscar Goodman’s Ptolemy II, his wife Carolyn.

Mayoral Information Corner: Precious Bumpkins, Indianapolin vs fire, unhalled comrade, elected wife, Bucket of Gin O’Clock, startling Riley, rating the mantis, miniature iron dome, boy this lady stinks, 1-800-COP-FFS, and the best interview ever recorded.

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Larry Hand

This week, after a few Items(!) we watch the 1996 documentary Rats in the Ranks (free to watch here if you're Australian or can convince a computer that you are in Australia!) about the Leichhardt Council mayoral elections in Sydney Australia's suburbs. It's Uncut Gems but for one fitted-out Aussie pol...

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Oscar Goodman

This week, we're talking about the universe's happiest mayor, Oscar Goodman! Take this one personally. For real, look upon this guy, ye mighty:

Municipal meeting minutes include: Indicted in battle. Walkin’ on the Son, A new immortal precept, B’nai brith for Las Vegas, d=Doing the hora w...

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Taron Margaryan with Sam Martirosyan

This week we've got Producer Sam on the other side of the microphone! We're talking about former Yerevan mayor and lover of the number 7, Taron Margaryan.

Municipal meeting minutes include: Gotham matriculates tonight Batman!, like taking land from a baby, putting the pope in a glass cube, a TTE (Time to Embattlement) Record, suing for my kickback, ILLGTTNCAR, a hot dog is a kind of column, and...

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William Lantigua

This week, we cover possibly our most embattled and empaneled mayor, Willy Lantigua. Municipal meeting minutes include: Coconut water poisoning, dkdkflflfiffnfkrdjheb, Time to Embattlement (TTE), Deputy Neelix, The (International) Garbage Truck Conspiracy, the mayor that marries you, and a real smoothed-out town.

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Mega Muni Roundup

Turn on your mayor conditioners - the Mayortaculus is down this week for scheduled maintenance. Join us for a mega municipal roundup. Hyah!

Meeting minutes include: Turkish kaiju, MayAOr3, the Sadiq Khan of myth and legend, the Montreal kippah, high high popes, love bombing Randle Weddle, Gays for Live Más, forward operating McDonald’s, and Saudi Irradia.

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John Fetterman

Greetings, municipality fans! This one starts out funny but ends up sad – much like the career of our guy here. Behold: The Oaf's Lament.

Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, the dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental discharge, and the municipal soul.

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Francis Suarez

Greetings, citizens! Hope you slotted exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine in order to receive this episode. Municipal Meeting minutes include: The way of the Mayor Hand, ethnically a mayor, a cousin-involved drinking, the gig economy mayoralty, the Miami political compass, in the womb for 90 months, Orc DeSantis, and Nova’s failed presidential campaign.

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Randall Weddle

Greeting quadropods! This week on the free episode, we talk about TWO medium large mayors: The “WhatsApp Mayor” of Bom Jardin Brazil, Lidiane Leite da Silva, and the long-promised London Kentucky’s Randall Weddle (Mr. Pedophile Parade Himself) biography.

Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlboss and the cucked landlord, the Heptapod...

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Fiorello La Guardia (with Calvin Kasulke)

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This week, we cover possibly the best mayor the podcast, nay, the world has ever seen? Municipal meeting minutes include: Choose your Columbo, a bowling ball I hate, Hepatitis B(eef), Selling Teddy Roosevelt some boots with your shirt off, stroking a firefighter’s cheekbone, Ominous Noises, mAyOr3, and municipal Itchy and Scratchy.

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Carter Harrison III

This week on the free feed: A guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled,  getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, Go Chasers!, My two-year election beard, My wife may be dead but it's Herring season, The big hole where all the Guiteaus crawl out of, and “Ambassador to France A...

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Nayib Bukele

This week we’re talking about Salvadoran Pete Campbell and also [no spoilers for Nova’s theory], Nayib Bukele, who you might know from the news as being Comprador Hitler. Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the popcorn man finally, a less funny coup as well, EldestSon_finalFINAL.docx, I ❤️ N, my brother Grima Wormtongue, and an end to the nephew killing.

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William Armacost (with Julian Feeld)

Alright, citizens! Grab a fresh bushel of lavender and take a big sniff. We go Sequimming with QAA’s Julien Feeld! Municipal meeting minutes include: chomo parade update, mayorotic asphyxiation, the 128th annual Miss Irrigation, save our squim, portlandia for being a fascist, coughing with the mayor, the year of kindness, Mike Pence II, RT for mole children awareness, and Maoist standard Grandpa. G...

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Kwame Kilpatrick with Joe Kassabian

Greetings, local residents! We’re joined this week by Lions Lead by Donkeys' and Detroiter Joe Kassabian, to talk about actual mayor and area man Kwame Kilpatrick. Municipal meeting minutes include: Nepo moms, The Boy Mayor Tracker, Hiring every person you know, we love the sludge, Michael Corleone in a Tigers Fi...

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Tiffany Henyard

Many of you wrote in about this mayor, named the worst in America, and she definitely needed her own episode. How lucky that she was next in the order!

 Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the Coens again, the order sings its song, a moistened town, the fungal mayor, the cop king rolling at me very slowly,  illegal truck parties, Eurotripzcarraldo, the magical musical, Rick Owen...

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Mega Municipal Roundup

HYAH! For the bonus episode this week, we check in with a bunch of past guests and also a very drunken Floridian.

City hall meeting minutes include: Getting uncle-chopped in Fiume, “reading an indictment” voice, No mailbox formed against me shall prosper, the medium is weird for the message, graphing all Italians, New York City & the City, @funeralHijacker, No Gods No Mayors Some Contem...

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Gabriele D'Annunzio

Join us this week for a particularly blasphemous episode, just in time for lent! Mayor November takes us on a historical tour of the little fascist statelet that wasn't, R̶i̶j̶e̶k̶a̶ Fiume C̶r̶o̶a̶t̶i̶a̶ Italy and its very normal guy leader, Gabriele D'Annunzio.

Municipal meeting minutes include: The tragedy of mayorship, Posting (forum), Pathologically shirtless killing machi...

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Marvin Rees

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We're joined by the People Just Do Something podcast and The Bristol Cable's Isaac Kneebone-Hopkins<...

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Etienne Cabet

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First as France, and then again as France. For some reason in this one Mayor Mattie takes us to 19th-century France and then also Louisiana, Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, and California. That's right, we've plunged into one of her special interests!

Municipal meeting minutes include: learning how to drive barefoot from a guy with a soulpatch, Croatian Goodfellas, scheming mayors chat, hea...

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Leonis C. Malburg

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November's in the mayor's seat for this one, a tragic tale of one Basque gentleman founding a beautiful utopia under a freeway and on top of a rail yard, where any business could dispose as many animal corpses and batteries as they wanted. Until the world decided that the beautiful Malburg family was too pure for this Earth.

Seriously though, here is Vernon, CA.

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Rodrigo Borgia (with Patrick Wyman)

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Our favorite historian and host of The Tides of History podcast joins us to ask and answer a question that's been on our minds since we started the show: Are popes mayors? The answer is: Kind of!

To do so, we talk through the Pope's very mayor-like role during specifically the Renaissance, and th...

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Stephen R. Reed

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We head to the capital of PA for our boy-est Boy Mayor yet, Harrisburg's Stephen R. Reed.

Office of the Mayor meeting minutes include: Michele Zoo-cault, illegal Megalopolis screening, Municipal Roundup presented by Rudy dot coffee, the Nightcrawler from NIGHTCRAWLER, the boymoding mayor, Coastal Pennsylvania, Riley gets FFS, Kinds of Kindness but not in the normal way, The American Museum of ...

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Pedro Calado

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We finally leave the Anglosphere to head to the sunny island of Madeira, where one rally racing and handball-loving Mayor tried to elude an entire plane of lawyers and judges paradropped onto his exact location.

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The Greatest Showman (2017)

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It was the week between Christmas and New Years so the substitute teacher rolled in the A/V setup and instead of class we watched a movie. That's right! It's time to stand in a circle slam-dancing together, celebrating that freak marriage is finally legal! Former guest P.T. Barnum stars in this rollicking ahistorical romp. Guys, it's so bad.

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Sarah Palin

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Did you know that Alaska is more than its admittedly gorgeous train livery? That's right! They have mayors. In the shadow of Mt. POW/MIA (really) lies the town of Wasilla. We delve into what it was like before the national spotlight shone on it, a simple strip mall Deadwood where you could drive as drunk as you'd like while you carted dozens of mattresses in the back of your extend...

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George Garner

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We talk (finally) about the mayor that everyone sent in, South Carolina's George Garner, who was killed recently in a police chase, after his entire police force resigned under semi-mysterious circumstances on the Carolingian Steppe (a thing we invent).

We also have a mega municipal round-up featuring a mayoral superbloom event in England, and our old friend Eric Adams's old friend Ingrid Lewi...

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